Are The Lions On Lock Down?

Look, we know that Daunte is a tough negotiator and all, given that he acts as his own super agent, Ari Gold, but what is the deal? The Lion's signing of Daunte Culpepper has public knowledge for days and they inked up the paperwork today, so why no details on the contract?

At first, this seemed fairly normal given the pending physical, but now that the deal is official, why are the details being kept under wraps? As if this deal didn't make my stomach wind up like a tether ball in the first place, the secrecy forebodes nothing but a really bad deal. I'm thinking they just blew $10 million dollars on a retired quarterback with literally zero other options.

Let me tell you a simple rule of economics; when demand equals zero, the selling price does not equal $10 million. Maybe, there is a rational explanation to this bizarre secrecy, but I cannot think of any reason to hide the news. It's gonna get out, so stop with the shady weird behavior. It's bad enough, we have to witness another train wreck first hand; at least own up to putting the money on the tracks.