How Will the Credit Crisis Affect the World Series?

1) Instead of using single ply in the bathrooms, Major League Baseball Stadiums will now provide last season's game programs.

2) In an effort to save AstroTurf, domed stadiums will now use use green paint.

3) Most players are opting for the less expensive Lexington Slammer.

4) The footlong will be converted to the 10 centimeters.

5) Red Hots will be renamed Red Warms.

6) The Price of a 22 ounce Coors Light will rise modestly to $42.50.

7) The baselines will no longer be redusted every game, which will be replaced by a few small orange cones.

8) Instead of the live organ player, stadiums will use preset Casio beats.

9) The announcers will only be allowed to drink double malt scotch.

10) Finally, the national anthem will be sung by contestants of America's Got Talent instead of American Idol and Oh Canada will be dropped entirely.