The joke of the day is that Lions secured what might be their one and only victory this season. Yup, word is out that Charles "China Doll" Rogers owes the Lions $8.5 million. Ouch! Where the hell is my man Chuck going to find that type of money? Shit, the Arby's in Saginaw ain't paying him, but minimum wage.
It's just not a stable enough economy to make it in this world as a brick weed dealer or a Canadian Football star. So, Rogers would appear to be stuck. His jersey ain't worth a damn these days and besides when he left the Lions he tossed it to a kid in the stands and apparently said: "I ain't gonna need this no 'mo."
Well, having lived and loved the Charles Rogers era at Michigan State, I like to think only about the good times. Yup, that went fast. Oh well. Anyhow, I imagine Rogers had some sort of epiphany in the wee hours last night and spoke to God. Yes, perhaps - this is how it all went down. 'Ole Chuck contemplating his future and behold a vision came to him in the night.
Fictitiously, here's what transpired. Um, maybe...
Rogers: Is you a ghost?
God: When I see a ghost, I cut the mutha fucka.
Rogers: Is you..um, is you...God?
God: Dolemite, mutha'fucka', ya heard'er!
Rogers: Damn, Dolemite really is God. Shit dog - I knew it. Man, troubled times homie, shit ain't right.
God: You rat soup-eatin' motha-FUCKA!
Rogers: Damn dog, where am I gonna come up with this kinda money?
God: You no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed motha-FUCKA!
Rogers: Shit, the bill collectors already ringing my phone and now the Detroit "mutha-fucking" Lions? I'm fucked.
God: I want you to take these cheap mother fuckers and wipe your ass with them!
Rogers: Damn thanks God. I'm gonna handle my business and tell all them mutha-fucka's what time it is.
God: Don't forget the white ones.
Rogers: No doubt.
Wilco
6 hours ago
1 comments:
Hilarious!
I'm with ya on the Lions thing. Their only victory for sure.
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