Sony Is Better Than Mac

Just thought you should know... I finally got a new computer after months of swearing at this lousy blog and all things Internet. It's a Sony VAIO that was on sale at Best Buy. It's got some chill ass keys, a nice chassis, and most importantly, it doesn't feel like I'm dragging a pile of clay through a small mouse hole.

My wife has a Mac and it blows. You are all suckas to the marketing man. Macs are for wankers. I'll run a multi-variate regression on my fast-as-shit MS Excel program to prove it; so bring it on designers.