Michigan State Spartans 2008 Preview with James Caan

Today, instead of taking the conventional approach to our Spartans preview, I decided to speak with once of the most revered alums of the Michigan State Spartans, James Caan. Not only is he a great actor, and bright personality, he a pretty damn good football coach too.

Ghosts: Do you think Mark D'Antonio will last? He pulled the same disaster that MSU is so famous for; going 4-0 every fall and then falling off a cliff and the crapping the Windstar for the rest of the season.

Caan: I don't care if Ming the frigging Merciless is in there, gettem out, OK? (Honeymoon in Vegas).

Ghosts: Do you think any of these young receivers, Mark Dell or B.J. Cunningham can take the torch as the big time MUS receiver (i.e., Plaxico Burress, Devin Thomas, Andre Rison).

Caan: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright? (the Godfather)

Ghosts: Well, that would be bad wouldn't it. Do you think Tressel is running a dirty program at OSU. I mean isn't a little suspicious how he's landing all these recruits. I mean, why would Terrelle Pryor choose a school where he will not start right away. And Michigan transfer to their arch-nemesis. Something doesn't add up?

Caan: What did he say, badda-beep, badda-boop, badda-boop, badda-beep, he wants us to send Michael to hear the proposition and the promise is the deal is so good we can't refuse. Ha. (The Godfather)

Ghosts: Do you think MSU will continue have a bunch of crack smoking drug dealers and academic cheaters on the football team or do they need to crack down on the rules?

Caan: Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass? (The Program)

Ghosts: You think Javon Ringer is the real deal, maybe even a Heisman Candidate?

Caan: Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay? (Eraser)

Ghosts: Should we expect some couches to burn?

Caan: I am the eyes and ears of your world, gentlemen, and I'm telling you, there's too much heat. (Eraser)

Ghosts: Alright, what's the bowl prediction?

Caan: You think I can just whip one out? (Misery)

Ghosts: Yeah, just guess dumbshit.

Caan: Don't try to frighten me, you don't know how. Now I am going to Tokyo and you are not.(Rollerball)

Ghosts: Um, there's no bowl games in Tokyo.

Caan: If the rule changes stay the same, Mr. Bartholomew, I'm playing with my team. (Rollerball)

Ghosts: Now this I gotta see. You are going to suit up?

Caan: Then I'll see you in Tokyo. (Rollerball)

Ghosts: You heard it here first folks, the Spartans are going 12-0 to Tokyo.