With Tom Cruise's movie "Valkyrie" being postponed until 2009 due to production problems and lackluster test audience response, you've really got to wonder who thought a movie about Hitler's assassination was a good idea.
The only way you can do a good Nazi movie is just have Harrison Ford kick the crap out of large bald German men who end up getting chopped up by an airplane propeller. Anything other than that is just stupid.
Also, for Tom to do a movie like this, with all the "credibility" problems he's been having, it's just a rotten cherry on top.
And that got me thinking about movie ideas, sports movies in particular, and ideas that just shouldn't be green lighted for production.
The Roger Clemens Story
The guest appearance from Hanna Montana's lead star might be a little much.
Rudy 2: The 2007 Notre Dame Irish
With Hank Hill from "King of the Hill" playing Charlie Weis, this would prove to be one of the most depressing over-dog movies of all-time.
Danica Patrick: Racing for Gold
... and running into pit crew members.
O.J. Simpson's "I Did It" in movie form
Once again, O.J. keeps managing to prove his innocence.
Art Shell: A Coaching Story
The problem would be coming up with an actor that could look perpetually confused for two straight hours on film.
The 2004 Seattle Mariners
Watch this epic film about how the Mariners avoided losing 100 games by losing 99 games instead.
The Marv Albert Story
Please god, no.
Why the Miami Dolphins suck
Could rival the Lord of the Rings trilogy as the longest movie of all time. It would be a comedy of course, staring Fran Drescher as Bill Parcells.
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