What's Playing on Jon Kitna's iPod?

Are we ever going to run out of topics related to Jon Kitna to write about? Well, the end is probably coming sooner than later. Our boy is hardly treading water with the Lions. He is getting knocked on his ass at an alarming rate and the Lions have long since gone into the tank. Will he back in Detroit next year? Or will he join hands at the table of the Lord and move on to a much better calling in life?

We aren't so sure about what path the devout Christian is headed. However, far from the subject at hand...today we are poking around and taking a gander at what "might" be playing on our boy's iPod. Yup, another Friday and another iPod mix to take you into the weekend. Big ups, J-Kits...you've been our favorite QB in Detroit...EVER.

Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers: When he hops into his car and drives off into the sunset right out of Detroit...you can bet your ass this will be playing on Kitna's radio. There will never be any hard feelings, he's a peaceful loving dude. And Jesus IS just alright for him.

Holly Holy - Neil Diamond: Some of his teammates might not find this to be the most tolerable of locker room music, but J-Kits needs to hear his Neil before he takes the field.

Jesus left Chicago - ZZ Top: Technically speaking, Jesus is about to leave Detroit. WWJKD will probably no longer be a mantra in the Motor City, as this season is suddenly ending in disaster.

Thank you Lord - Bob Marley: If you don't think J-Kits has a little bit of "rasta" in his blood, you're dead wrong. Praise Jah...Rasta mon live up.

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - Rufus Wainwright: Ah yes, for J-Kits and the Lions, "The road is long...with many a winding turn." And that's just about how this season has felt for the Lions. It's been a depressing embarkment for quite sometime, much like Zoolander going back to work in the coalmines. What the hell that meant...I'm not sure.

We Ain't Goin Out Like That - Cyress Hill: We saw another side of Kitna this past Halloween when he dropped the comedic equivalent of a KFC dump. He dressed up in a birthday suit costume decked out with complete Wendy's accessories to simulate the epic nude arrest at the Wendy's drive thru. Even though he is straight up Goy, Kitna has the Chutzpah and he's not gonna let this season end with 8 straight losses.

Two Outta Three Ain't Bad - Meatloaf: We knew we knew we needed to win the final three games to have a shot at the Wild Card and everyone is already going all Eeyore around Detroit, but 8-8 is still technically a winning record right? No? Well, it's not a losing record and we haven't even done that since the turn of the century.

Love Reign O'er Me - The Who: The restful and relaxation our boy needs after getting put on his 10 times per game. One of these times his head is bound to fall off.

Holiday- Madonna: You know, just for those times he wants to "get" weird.

Let it be - The Beatles: When he finds himself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to him...speaking words of wisdom...Let it Be, Let it Be.