Goran Suton is Awkward

Oh, the moves, the spin, the kiss off the glass, the low-post presence, the agility, the balance, the charisma, the heart, the passion, the soul, the soft jumper, the all encompassing dominance that is Goran Sutton. Wait, who? What? Goran "fucking" Suton...bro, Michigan State Spartans. Haven’t seen him? Haven’t heard of him? Well, tune your TV sets and watch him dissect and dismantle all the Big 10.

Think I’m crazy? Don’t think it’s possible? Well, we were able to snag 30 “fictional” seconds with the Bosnian native, as he continues to guide Michigan State to a Big 10 Championship.

Ghosts: Goran, would the game against North Carolina been any different had you played?

Suton: I feel sorry for your mother.

Ghosts: Thanks. So, you would've put the clamps on Tyler Hansbrough?

Suton: He's a bitch, slow white bitch. I’ll eat dead baby.

Ghosts: Damn dude, you’re pissed off aren’t you?

Suton: تهشم كرات

Ghosts: What the? Ease up; please explain what you just said.

Suton: Crush Balls.

Ghosts: Izzo says you’re tough as nails.

Suton: Fucking Warrior.

Ghosts: Well, what happened against Northwestern then? That one Kevin Coble dude looked like Larry "fucking" Bird.

Suton: Wigger.

Ghosts: What? OK, any predictions moving forward for the season?

Suton: Blood.