Tuesday, November 27, 2007

All-American Profile: O.J Mayo

Name: O.J Mayo

Vitals: My Cock is bigger than yours

Goals: NBA Championship and League MVP

School: USC

Nickname: Original Gangster???

Favorite Food: Pussy

Favorite Beverage: Hennessy

Favorite Animal: Alligator

Favorite Song: “Me against the World” Tupac

NBA Player your game most resembles: A raw combination of Jason Kidd, Kobe, LeBron, Chris Paul, Magic, Bird, MJ, KG, Wade and T-Mac.

What motivates you: Dominating

Famous person you’d like to meet: I’m already famous

Best part about playing College Basketball: Marketing myself for endorsements and the league.

Two words that sum you up: Guns and Knives

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