And so, all good things or bad things for that matter must come to an end sooner or later. That is why I can do no more. This is it, the final round of the “Mock Draft 1.0.” I’d like to thank all…um, nobody…that actually stuck around to make it this far. Well, it’s been fun, but now I am psyched to just get ready for the Fantasy season ahead...on my own.
(Check in with the Previous Rounds).
99. Baltimore Defense – Technically speaking, they were a smidgen better (point wise) then the Bears Defense was last season. So, it’s kind of coin flip on who you pick first.
100. Jay Cutler – He seems like he’s got that "under the radar" tag, where all the right things are being said about him, but the hype isn’t overwhelming. This could be similar to Carson Palmer’s first full season, when he emerged in the 2nd half…could be.
101. Terry Glenn – Yup, he is still in the league. And he’s ready to take the sloppy seconds from the TO/Romo love affair. Simply, the utmost professional.
102. Eli Manning – Have fun with this one. My mistake last season, but not again. Someday he’ll wipe that Gomer pile look off his face and be a man. Not sure if that is going to happen this year, but he no doubt should’ve been a “Chunky’s Soup” Spokesman.
103. Isaac Bruce – The Reverend is still in the building. In a really, really deep league he holds a lot more value than you’d think.
104. Joe Horn – No Michael Vick, no problemo – he’s got JOEY!!!
106. Patriots Defense – I’m smelling a run of defenses coming off the board. Somebody is going to over gamble on this team, keep in mind their linebackers are ancient and slow…you can’t hide them any longer.
107. Jason Witten – And J-Witt will be glad to take sloppy thirds from Romo and TO.
108. Priest Holmes – Somebody’s gotta draft him…why not you?
109. Chris Henry – He’s RB on the Titans…this is gonna be fun.
110. Dominic Rhodes – He’s got the 4 game suspension to deal with and then he should have no problem pushing the big fat, Lamont Jordan. Of course, he has absolutely no offense line to run through.
111. Wes Welker – Bill Simmons already has a man crush, so I’d recommend staying away.
112. Reuben Droughns – Why? Because I am burnt out on doing these mock drafts…I’m out.
1 comments:
Don't worry Stan, I stuck around. I kinda had to, but still, nice work.
P.S. My sleepers are still on the board.
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